God bless Alice Cooper. The last time we checked in on Ol' Black Eyes, the shock-rock legend was getting ready to roll out a new run of branded chocolate milk. Yes, really.
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Now, Cooper is turning his culinary eye towards pretty much the opposite end of the food spectrum: hot sauce.
“In general I don’t believe food should be painful," Cooper cackled on his website. "But in the case of my hot sauces it is PAIN, PLEASURE, PAIN, PLEASURE! Just repeat until satisfied!”
Alice Cooper hot sauce will come in three varieties. First up: "Welcome to My Nightmare," which is the mildest of the bunch, utilizing cumin and garlic.
"No More Mr. Nice Guy" is the medium sauce, based on aged red habanero peppers.
"Poison" is the "reaper hot" of the three: "The intense heat of this sauce will put you in Alice's straitjacket," thanks to the intense Reaper pepper.
There's even a bargain three-pack that comes with the whole trio of sauces.
Now who's ready to sprinkle a little "Poison" on those tacos?
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